You may have heard tales of a hairless, naked creature roaming the forests of wales… a ‘Skinwalker’, if you will.

Reports say the best way to protect yourself against such a being is to pre-order the new Buzzard Buzzard Buzzard album - coincidently titled ‘Skinwalker’- and blast their new single ‘In My Egg’ at full volume, as the Skinwalker’s hearing is too sensitive to handle BBB’s outrageous riffs. If you want to be even safer, we’d recommend grabbing tickets to their UK tour and checking out their new video as well.